Johanson: Read that link I sent you

Pounder: I did read the first couple things

Johanson: It’s phunneh

Pounder: Drives into a conveniently placed gap in a line of schoolbusses

Johanson It’s true

Pounder: IT IS

Johanson: That gap isn’t at the end, it’s in the middle

Pounder: I thought it was so weird

I mean, why didn’t any of the other drivers notice or do or say anything?

Johanson: I KNOW!

He pulled out right in front of one!

That must be a regular occurrence in Chicago, I mean… Gotham City

Pounder: If I were driving a bus, and another bus pulls out of a BANK, I would have a few questions

Johanson: I would too

One of them being, “Why was that bus in a bank just now? And why didn’t I pull into it’s empty spot at the last red light?”

That’s two actually, but whatever

You get the point

Pounder: Yeah

Pounder:  http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/16144/original/sgsdfgdsfg.jpg?1252170519

Why would you not go to the line with the attractive cashier?

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Johanson: Ooh! I love Overreaction Theater!

Pounder: He wasn’t overreacting

The person was hiding under the desk

Johanson: Dude, throwing something out the window and leaving?

Seriously

Pounder: What would you do if you thought someone trying to hurt you was in your house?

Johanson: I’d see who it was

Pounder: He bashed that person over the head with the lamp, then threw the printer out the window and escaped

Johanson: Dude, first off… if you don’t know someone is under your computer desk, you shouldn’t be living in a house to begin with

You should be in a mental institution

Pounder: lol

Johanson: What could have been THAT enticing that he didn’t notice someone there?

Pounder: The maze game

Johanson: No

Even then

It’s called peripheral vision

Pounder: lol

Maybe it’s fake

Johanson: Guaranteed

Pounder: But still funny

Johanson: That is more fake than Fakey Fakerson

Pounder: I’m pretty sure that person is fake…

Johanson: Really? Shoot, I know that guy…

I just got scared for a second

I wasn’t sure what a certain button on my keyboard did, so I tried it, and my screen went blank for a couple seconds, then came back

Whatever you do DON’T press “FN+F5″

Ok

Shower time

Johanson: No, but you should press Alt+F4

Johanson: Wow

Pounder: I hate you…

Johanson: I didn’t think you’d actually do it

Baseball trivia question

My dad saw this on ESPN’s website

Name the only two players in baseball history who have played for all four teams currently in the LCS

Johanson: Right now?

Only two players who have played for the Rangers, Yankees, Phillies, and Giants?

Pounder: Yep

Man, this is hard

Erg…

Johanson: That’s what she said

Pounder: I saw that coming right away

Johanson: That’s what she said

Pounder: DANGIT!!!!!!!!

Johanson: That was awesome

Pounder: Double fail…

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(by the way, Johanson answered the question correctly. It’s Kenny Lofton and Ricky Ledee)

How do I not know this?

Drake and Josh…?

Johanson: YES!

Pounder: Dude….

That’s not a classic…

That’s BULL!

Johanson: It’s a classic!

Pounder: Sorry for my language

But no

No

Not at all

Johanson: Yes

Yes at all

Completely yes

One of the best shows in the history of the channel

Pounder: Dude, that show didn’t even start in the ninties

Johanson: I know

Pounder: By classics, I always assume stuff from the nineties

Johanson: So do I but then I looked at the IMDB page and realized I was wrong.

You still guessed it…

Pounder: Yeah

But you mislead me with the whole “classic” thing because I don’t view that show as a classic, in any way

Johanson: Are you kidding me?

Pounder: No, I’m not

That show started in like, 2004 or something

Johanson: So?

Pounder: I don’t even consider Spongebob a classic yet, and it started in ’99

Johanson: That doesn’t mean it wasn’t amazing

Pounder: It wasn’t amazing…

Johanson: Drake and Josh?

Yeah it was

It’s right up there with iCarly in the best live-action Nick shows

Pounder: And it’s was actually a TeeNick show

I know, it’s the same thing

Johanson: They’re actually very different

Pounder: Same channel, but the cartoons and TeeNick stuff were completely different

Johanson: I don’t care, it was still on the Nickelodeon station

Pounder: But not a classic

Johanson: Yes it is

Pounder: No it’s not

Johanson: I will bet you five hundred imaginary friend Lean Cuisine meals that I will get at least four people on Facebook to say that it’s a classic

Pounder: You are on

Johanson: I think that’s a pretty reasonable number considering the amount of people who usually comment on my status

Let’s throw down, then

Pounder: Boom, there’s one against you

Johanson: You don’t count

Pounder: You said 4 people on Facebook

I’m a person, and I’m on Facebook…

Johanson: You’ve already established your stance

Pounder: Fine…

You would have just come back with the same argument…

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So this conversation was put on pause while Johanson waited for his side of the argument to be beaten mercilessly into the ground by people he thought were his friends.