Gotham Busses

“The Link” mentioned by Johanson: http://www.the-editing-room.com/thedarkknight.html

Johanson: Read that link I sent you

Pounder: I did read the first couple things

Johanson: It’s phunneh

Pounder: Drives into a conveniently placed gap in a line of schoolbusses

Johanson It’s true

Pounder: IT IS

Johanson: That gap isn’t at the end, it’s in the middle

Pounder: I thought it was so weird

I mean, why didn’t any of the other drivers notice or do or say anything?

Johanson: I KNOW!

He pulled out right in front of one!

That must be a regular occurrence in Chicago, I mean… Gotham City

Pounder: If I were driving a bus, and another bus pulls out of a BANK, I would have a few questions

Johanson: I would too

One of them being, “Why was that bus in a bank just now? And why didn’t I pull into it’s empty spot at the last red light?”

That’s two actually, but whatever

You get the point

Pounder: Yeah

Attractive Cashier

Pounder:  http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/16144/original/sgsdfgdsfg.jpg?1252170519

Why would you not go to the line with the attractive cashier?

Johanson:  No clue

I’d buy more stuff just to stand there longer

Fakey Fakerson

The subject of this awesome conversation: http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/americapantsp1.gif

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Johanson: Ooh! I love Overreaction Theater!

Pounder: He wasn’t overreacting

The person was hiding under the desk

Johanson: Dude, throwing something out the window and leaving?

Seriously

Pounder: What would you do if you thought someone trying to hurt you was in your house?

Johanson: I’d see who it was

Pounder: He bashed that person over the head with the lamp, then threw the printer out the window and escaped

Johanson: Dude, first off… if you don’t know someone is under your computer desk, you shouldn’t be living in a house to begin with

You should be in a mental institution

Pounder: lol

Johanson: What could have been THAT enticing that he didn’t notice someone there?

Pounder: The maze game

Johanson: No

Even then

It’s called peripheral vision

Pounder: lol

Maybe it’s fake

Johanson: Guaranteed

Pounder: But still funny

Johanson: That is more fake than Fakey Fakerson

Pounder: I’m pretty sure that person is fake…

Johanson: Really? Shoot, I know that guy…