Sometimes

8:58 PM Johanson: We pwn a little too hard, sometimes

Agrede

12:40 AM Pounder: I’m so Smrat

Johanson: Agrede

Whatevs

Johanson: Pounder: 9:32 PMJohanson: 9:33 PM Pounder: 9:34 PM Johanson: 9:35 PM Pounder: Johanson: :ODOH!9:38 PM Pounder: PHAIL!I WIN!9:39 PMJohanson: WHATEVS!!!!!Pounder: PHAIL!Johanson: NOT!!!!!!!!Pounder: EVS?Johanson: Yeah9:41 PM Pounder: No, that’s a fail

Receipt

10:39 PM Pounder: lol

How would you tell them it was an accident?

Johanson: First off I’d delete the email showing the purchase recepit

Pounder: lol

Johanson: rec… reci… uhm… yeah

Anyway

Win

8:22 PM Pounder: Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Eric Bana = Win

Yeah…

Pounder: That sucks so hard, it BLOWS!

NASA Butt

Pounder: I was watching a NASA video earlier11:05 PMAnd the commander, in his orange suit, had a FREAK’N huge butt!I mean, it stuck out from his body what looked like half a footSomeone better slap a wide load sign on that thing, I mean REALLYJohanson: Right?11:07 PM Pounder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzfkOWxjX8Skip to about 3:30The astronaut closest to the camera11:09 PM Johanson: HOLY….!Pounder: I NO RITE?!Johanson: I’m lol’ing right nowPounder: That might not actually be his butt, but STILLJohanson: I know11:10 PMPounder: It just hangs out there like it’s saying “HEY WORLD! LOOK AT ME!”

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11:22 PM Johanson: I keep laughin’ at this dudes butt

Pounder: lol

11:23 PM Johanson: That thing is a behemoth

If you look, though…

All their butts are huge

So it could be a weight

Pounder: Probably

Johanson: To keep them down in space

11:24 PM Pounder: …

What part of weightlessness don’t you understand?

EVERYTHING is weightless. Not just people

Burn (#1)

Pounder: B.J. Upton has a homer and a triple so far10:51 PM Johanson: Yeah?Pounder: YeahJohanson: Obama has a country in poverty so farPounder: BURN!!!!!Johanson: BURN!We’re so hard on that guyYou know these chats are monitored by the government?10:52 PM They probably don’t watch us but they could.If they wanted to.And we would have no idea.Hi, Mr. Government official!Pounder: Dude, there’s probably HUNDREDS of chats between teenage boys burning the president

iPod

7:49 PM Johanson: I just put a CRAPLOAD of music on my iPod

7:52 PM Pounder: Well, what size crap?

7:53 PM Johanson: Like…

2 gigs of crap

7:54 PM Pounder: Nice

Tootsie Pop

10:22 PM Pounder: Dude, after you eat a sucker, do you keep the stick in your mouth just to play with?

Johanson: Yep

I unravel the stick with my tongue

Pounder: That’s what I’m doing right now

Ya want a sucker?

Tootsie pop

Johanson: Sure!

Oooh

Those are good

Pounder: I’ll go get you one

brb

*Doesn’t really go anywhere*

10:23 PM Johanson: lol

Pounder: Back!

Here you go!

Johanson: WOO!

What flavor?

10:25 PM Pounder: Erm…

Red

Johanson: lol, good answer.

Classic

Pounder: Cherry, whatevz